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Cop Stories by Eran Thomson Writer, Screenwriter, Storyteller, Man of Action and Mischief

In AUTOBIOGRAPHIES, SHORT STORIES, WRITER

THE RATTLA

I have lots of cop stories. Don’t judge me. I was a good kid, just mischievous - and often, unlucky

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In SHORT STORIES

DRIVING TURKEY

I can’t remember why he chose a turkey costume or where he got it. Or how we decided he should drive

In QUOTES

Cop: Son, have you been drinking?
Clark: Officer, I’m so drunk I can’t even walk.
Cop: Then what the hell are you doing driving?
Clark: I just told you I couldn’t walk.

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THE RATTLA

DRIVING TURKEY

Cop: Son, have you been drinking?
Clark: Officer, I’m so drunk I can’t even walk.
Cop: Then what the hell are you doing driving?
Clark: I just told you I couldn’t walk.

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DRIVING TURKEY

Cop: Son, have you been drinking? Clark: Officer, I’m so drunk I can’t even walk. Cop: Then what the hell are you doing driving?Clark: I just told you I couldn’t walk.

Cop: Son, have you been drinking?
Clark: Officer, I’m so drunk I can’t even walk.
Cop: Then what the hell are you doing driving?
Clark: I just told you I couldn’t walk.